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ONE

There was an old man from Burnbank
Who kept all his money in the bank
He had an old car
That couldn't go far
That silly old man from Burnbank.
 

TWO
There was a young man called Mike
Who thought he could fish for pike
He stood in the river
And fished for ever
But all he caught was a bike.   

By Archie

Webmaster replies

OK Archie.  Is that first one about you?  Most of us think it is.

Archie.  I was that person who caught the bike- and the cold.

Thanks

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