A Few Christmas Jokes

CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

Joke 1

"Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

......"ANSWER 1

Joke 2

"Who was that at the door?

....."ANSWER 2

Joke 3

"What’s the difference between a lighthouse keeper, a thief and a pot of glue?

....."ANSWER 3                                   

Joke 4

"What’s the difference between a bottle of medicine and a doormat?

....."ANSWER 4

Joke 5

"What’s the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

....."ANSWER 5

ANSWER 1

He had low elf esteem!

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ANSWER 2

Person 1....‘A chap with a drum’

Person 2....‘Tell him to beat it’

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ANSWER 3

One watches over seas, one seizes watches.

And a pot of glue? – Ah that’s where you get stuck.

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ANSWER 4

One is shaken up and taken and the other is taken up and shaken.

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ANSWER 5

One kisses the misses and the other misses the kisses.

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