article by Cathie from Blackwood

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Christmas Wishes

Christmas time has come again,

All I need is eight strong men.

One to clean from top to floor,

One to paint the kitchen door.

Another to drive for miles on end

To get me my presents and cards to send.

One to cook and mix and bake

The necessary Christmas cake,

Then one to clean the baking mess

While I shop for a dress to impress

One to bring the Christmas tree

Then make me a tasty hot tea

One to fix the Christmas lights.

That could take up half the night…

Dear Santa

My letter is long not wee,

Please send those handsome men to me.

Oh not for sex or fancy games I want

Remember all their names.

Even just a butler and cook will do for me.

It’s nearly Christmas so I’ll wait and see.

From Cathie

Have a lovely time at Christmas, Santa

xxx

Webmaster replies

Thanks Cathie.

You're not exactly asking for much Cathie. 

I was getting a bit worried at the eight strong men bit, but glad to see you kept it wholesome.

May your wishes come true.

Merry Christmas to all in Blackwood and Kirkmuirhill.

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