Story by Paul

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Thanks for that Paul, your friend was definitely dodgy at golf, ouch.

The most pain I have ever been in.

One day I was out playing golf with my friends Brian, Ethan and Scott. So we all took turns at having a shot and I went first, then Ethan, then Scott, then Brian. When Brian was hitting his shot he shouted “get behind me, I’m dodgy” and before I could get behind him he hit the shot and it hit me on the face and knocked me down. So I dropped my club, jumped up and stared running the direction of my house.

Before I knew it I was in my house and my mum and dad were asking me what had happened to me. After I had told them what had happened I realised that I had left my golf club over the park and Scott went to get it for me. After I was calmed down I went round to my friend’s house and his mum also asked me what had happened. So I told her as well.

After that all had happened I had a massive lump on my jaw about the size of a golf ball for about 2-3 weeks and today I still have a small lump on my face.

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