Everyone's dreamed of footballer's wives

Celebrity lifestyles

Fantastic Lives

I suppose there are doon faws

And loads of pitfaws

Rooney and Fergus

Right heed-the-baws

But then there's oor Beckham

Wee skinny Posh

Watch out for her son

Cause he'll have all your dosh

Victoria Devine aged 11

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